Poor Thing

[Miss Murder]

Poor Thing [Parody]

By Sweeney Todd

(Xanthe telling the story of Darien Wakefield from her point of view.)

It all started with his strife
Oh, he was beautiful...
He lived a very short life
It was stolen by a knife
Oh, he was beautiful...
(spoken)
Wakefield his name was
Darien Wakefield

He had a problem, ya see
Moody little thing,
Had a lot of wit
Followed a raven that had taken wing
Poor thing!
Poor thing!
There was this grudge, ya see
Made Death Eaters mad
The situation quickly turned sour
And all they wanted was power
Planned it all every last hour
Poor fool!
Ah, but there was worse yet to come
Poor thing!
Kyra calls him, being mostly polite
Poor thing!
Poor thing!
“Xanthe,” she tells him, “is locked in the cellar!”
He blames himself for her internal fight
He must go to the Manor, save her tonight
Poor thing!
Poor thing!
Of course when he goes there...
Poor thing!
Poor thing!
They fool him into doing this task
Trickery was thick in the air
Poor dear!
Poor thing!
She wonders, his blood she drinks!
Poor thing!
Kyra has changed, he thinks
Poor thing!
"Oh what is happening?" he asks
Twas set-up alright!
Only ended with a fight!
He wasn't a match for such craft, ya see
I tried my hardest, but failed
They figured he must be too daft, ya see
So both looked at him, laughed, ya see!
Poor soul!
Poor thing!

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[prongs]

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