Post by firefly on Feb 22, 2010 16:32:48 GMT -5
I fould this on Deviantart. *gringrin*
1.) Penny!
2.) Lord Voldemort
3.) Liam Smith
4.) Mina
5.) Bethany Jacobs
6.) Darien Wakefield
7.) Xanthe Murder
8.) Charlie
9.) Severus Snape (IS THE SEX.)
10.) Xavier Murder
What would you do if...
Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
I think I'd freak out a tad.
Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
Uh................................................................................................................................................................................................................no.
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you were showering?
I'd squee, he'd blush like an idiot because he's so awkward, and I'd invite him in.
Number 4 announced he's going to marry Number 9 tomorrow?
Me: ...So, you decided to go onto Snape?
Mina: *shrug* Yep. I can't even stand it. He's so sexy.
Snape: .................kill me now.
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Bethany: GAH! I MADE PUMPKIN PASTIES!
Me: ....No.
Bethany: ........No one appreciates me. *insert the absorbtion of alcoholic drink here*
Number 6 was lying next to you in bed, sleeping?
I would scream. Which would wake him up.
But he's really sexy. Maybe I'd take off his shirt first.
I'MACREEP XD
Number 7 confessed to be part of your family?
Me: I'm a Muggle. This would never happen.
Xanthe: It happened. *RIDICULOUS ANGRY FACEEEEE*
Number 10 ignored you all the time
Me: Xav, I'm pregnant.
Xavier: *flee*
What would they do in the following circumstance...
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What would Number 1 do?
Penny: Ah shit, ah shit, calm down, uh....lock the windows, got that. Firefly, go barricade the door...oh, you already did that. Uh...get some snacks - wait, we barricaded the door, ah shit.
You're on vacation with Number 2 and you break your leg. What does Number 2 do?
Voldemort: You know, I still haven't gotten over you. *teary eyes*
Firefly: I'm bleeding. Fix me.
Voldemort: *sigh* I just...feel...incomplete.
Firefly: ....Are you talking about the horcruxes?
It's your birthday. What will Number 3 give you?
Firefly: AH YES! THANK YOU FOR COMING TO THE PARTY! THANK YO - socks?
You're stuck in a house on fire. What does Number 4 do?
Mina would probably...heh. I don't know.
You're about to marry Number 10. How does Number 6 react?
Darien: .........You're marrying a a fictional Slytherin.
Me: ....Yeah.
Darien: .....Has it occured to you that he's a werewolf and could rip your limbs?
Me: .....Yeah. But you won't confess your love for me.
Darien: *AWKWARD PURPLE RED HAIR THING WHATEVER* I love you.
*screen goes black, makeout noise*
You got dumped by someone. How does Number 7 cheer you up?
Xanthe: You're a Muggle. You are scum of the world. You need to die. *CONSTANT ANGRY FACE*
You're still angry; how does Number 8 cheer you up?
Charlie: ...I know something that can cheer you up.
And...
Firefly is impregnated.
You can't stop laughing. What does Number 10 do?
Xav: SHUT UP!! SHUT UP! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! AVADA KEDAVRA!
Relationships.
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Uh................................
She's pretty, I guess...........
*awkward glance exchance*
Number 2 reveals his deep love for Number 9. How do you react?
Me: You get over people pretty fast, Voldie.
Voldemort: *leans in and whispers* I only like Severus for his dick.
Snape: *gigglesnort and entwines around Voldemort*
You're dating Number 3 and you introduce him to your parents. Do they get along?
Liam: Hey, I'm Liam Smith. I'm ridiculously virginal and I'm an orphan who doesn't have anyone to love him.
Sisters: *squee and listen to life story*
Number 4 loves Number 9 as well. Your reaction?
I would probably wonder how Snape gets so much action.
Will Number 5 and Number 6 ever kiss?
I'm pretty sure they have, considering they've been dating.
Or more. Bahaha. She's a harlot.
Number 6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
He is a player. And he does break many hearts.
But e'eryone loves him.
You got a haircut and Number 7 can't stop looking at you. What's going on in your mind?
*Oh God, she's going to kill me, why is she staring at me, I'm so dead*
Number 8 thinks he'll never get a boyfriend. What do you tell him?
Me: Don't worry, Char. The right guy is out there.
Charlie: *sniffle* It's not fair...
-INSERT AVERY PUNCHLINE HERE-
Number 9 is to shy to confess his love face-to-face, so he sends you an email confessing his love. What do you do?
Me: ....*forwards message to all my friends*
You spot Number 10 kissing Number 1. How do you react?
That wouldn't happen. She's a Mudblood.
Friendship Part...
Could Number 1 and Number 6 be soul mates?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.....no.
Would Number 2 trust Number 5?
Voldemort: Bestfraaaand, I got news to tell you.
Bethany: Ehmahgod, tell me, girl!
Voldemort: *giggle* Me and Snapey-Poo did it.
Bethany: *girly giggle snort* Tell me about it, Voldiekins!
My brain died typing that.
Number 3 wants to go shopping. Will Number 7 go along?
Liam: Sock sale. *foams at mouth*
Xanthe: What the hell. *tags along*
Number 4 is bored and pokes Number 10. What happens next?
Babymaking, that's what happens.
Number 8 gives Number 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Charlie: *snipsnip* I'm done.
Bethany: Good. I hope it's sexy, me and my best friend Voldie are hanging out and - OH GOD WHY IS IT BLUE?!
Number 9 sketches Number 6's perfect girlfriend. Is Number 6 satisfied?
Snape: Here. *draws Xanthe Murder*
Darien: *begins sobbing* WHY DO YOU TAUNT ME SO?!?!?!
Number 10 and Number 8 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Charlie: As macho as I am, I'm secretly gay.
Xavier: OMG SAME HERE.
Charlie: Really?
Xav: Well, it's obvious with you with the hair.
What would happen if...
Number 1 accidentally kicked Number 10?
Penny would die. Simply.
Number 6 noticed he wasn't invited for your birthday?
Darien: WHY IS THIS? *sobby face*
Me: ......this is why.
Number 7 won the lottery?
Xanthe: Oh, wow. More money. As if I need any more. *lotto becomes firefuel*
Number 8 had quite a big secret?
He loves Miley Cyrus music.
Number 9 became a singer?
I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT, TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT, SO SEXY IT HURTS...
Number 10 got a daughter?
Nine months later.
Xav: *holds up demon Firefly/Xav/Werewolf thing spawn above pride rock* HELL YEAH, BITCH. EVERY FUCKING THING THE LIGHT TOUCHES.
What would Number 1 think of Number 2?
Penny: ....You're a bit pale.
What would Number 2 find weird about Number 3?
Voldemort: I mean, really. All the innocent bullshit is understandable a bit, but, REALLY? COLORED SOCKS? Fucking freak.
Liam: *runs away sobbing*
What would Number 4 envy about Number 5?
Mina: ....You get action.
Bethany: ?
What do Number 6 and Number 7 have in common?
They are in love with each other?
But really, guys, WHAT IS IT?
What would make Number 7 angry at Number 8?
Xanthe: I hate you for no reason right now. DO ME.
What would make Number 10 scared of Number 1?
Xav: *shrieks* She's so...INTIMIDATING! *sobs*[/size]
1.) Penny!
2.) Lord Voldemort
3.) Liam Smith
4.) Mina
5.) Bethany Jacobs
6.) Darien Wakefield
7.) Xanthe Murder
8.) Charlie
9.) Severus Snape (IS THE SEX.)
10.) Xavier Murder
What would you do if...
Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
I think I'd freak out a tad.
Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
Uh................................................................................................................................................................................................................no.
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you were showering?
I'd squee, he'd blush like an idiot because he's so awkward, and I'd invite him in.
Number 4 announced he's going to marry Number 9 tomorrow?
Me: ...So, you decided to go onto Snape?
Mina: *shrug* Yep. I can't even stand it. He's so sexy.
Snape: .................kill me now.
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Bethany: GAH! I MADE PUMPKIN PASTIES!
Me: ....No.
Bethany: ........No one appreciates me. *insert the absorbtion of alcoholic drink here*
Number 6 was lying next to you in bed, sleeping?
I would scream. Which would wake him up.
But he's really sexy. Maybe I'd take off his shirt first.
I'MACREEP XD
Number 7 confessed to be part of your family?
Me: I'm a Muggle. This would never happen.
Xanthe: It happened. *RIDICULOUS ANGRY FACEEEEE*
Number 10 ignored you all the time
Me: Xav, I'm pregnant.
Xavier: *flee*
What would they do in the following circumstance...
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What would Number 1 do?
Penny: Ah shit, ah shit, calm down, uh....lock the windows, got that. Firefly, go barricade the door...oh, you already did that. Uh...get some snacks - wait, we barricaded the door, ah shit.
You're on vacation with Number 2 and you break your leg. What does Number 2 do?
Voldemort: You know, I still haven't gotten over you. *teary eyes*
Firefly: I'm bleeding. Fix me.
Voldemort: *sigh* I just...feel...incomplete.
Firefly: ....Are you talking about the horcruxes?
It's your birthday. What will Number 3 give you?
Firefly: AH YES! THANK YOU FOR COMING TO THE PARTY! THANK YO - socks?
You're stuck in a house on fire. What does Number 4 do?
Mina would probably...heh. I don't know.
You're about to marry Number 10. How does Number 6 react?
Darien: .........You're marrying a a fictional Slytherin.
Me: ....Yeah.
Darien: .....Has it occured to you that he's a werewolf and could rip your limbs?
Me: .....Yeah. But you won't confess your love for me.
Darien: *AWKWARD PURPLE RED HAIR THING WHATEVER* I love you.
*screen goes black, makeout noise*
You got dumped by someone. How does Number 7 cheer you up?
Xanthe: You're a Muggle. You are scum of the world. You need to die. *CONSTANT ANGRY FACE*
You're still angry; how does Number 8 cheer you up?
Charlie: ...I know something that can cheer you up.
And...
Firefly is impregnated.
You can't stop laughing. What does Number 10 do?
Xav: SHUT UP!! SHUT UP! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! AVADA KEDAVRA!
Relationships.
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Uh................................
She's pretty, I guess...........
*awkward glance exchance*
Number 2 reveals his deep love for Number 9. How do you react?
Me: You get over people pretty fast, Voldie.
Voldemort: *leans in and whispers* I only like Severus for his dick.
Snape: *gigglesnort and entwines around Voldemort*
You're dating Number 3 and you introduce him to your parents. Do they get along?
Liam: Hey, I'm Liam Smith. I'm ridiculously virginal and I'm an orphan who doesn't have anyone to love him.
Sisters: *squee and listen to life story*
Number 4 loves Number 9 as well. Your reaction?
I would probably wonder how Snape gets so much action.
Will Number 5 and Number 6 ever kiss?
I'm pretty sure they have, considering they've been dating.
Or more. Bahaha. She's a harlot.
Number 6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
He is a player. And he does break many hearts.
But e'eryone loves him.
You got a haircut and Number 7 can't stop looking at you. What's going on in your mind?
*Oh God, she's going to kill me, why is she staring at me, I'm so dead*
Number 8 thinks he'll never get a boyfriend. What do you tell him?
Me: Don't worry, Char. The right guy is out there.
Charlie: *sniffle* It's not fair...
-INSERT AVERY PUNCHLINE HERE-
Number 9 is to shy to confess his love face-to-face, so he sends you an email confessing his love. What do you do?
Me: ....*forwards message to all my friends*
You spot Number 10 kissing Number 1. How do you react?
That wouldn't happen. She's a Mudblood.
Friendship Part...
Could Number 1 and Number 6 be soul mates?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.....no.
Would Number 2 trust Number 5?
Voldemort: Bestfraaaand, I got news to tell you.
Bethany: Ehmahgod, tell me, girl!
Voldemort: *giggle* Me and Snapey-Poo did it.
Bethany: *girly giggle snort* Tell me about it, Voldiekins!
My brain died typing that.
Number 3 wants to go shopping. Will Number 7 go along?
Liam: Sock sale. *foams at mouth*
Xanthe: What the hell. *tags along*
Number 4 is bored and pokes Number 10. What happens next?
Babymaking, that's what happens.
Number 8 gives Number 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Charlie: *snipsnip* I'm done.
Bethany: Good. I hope it's sexy, me and my best friend Voldie are hanging out and - OH GOD WHY IS IT BLUE?!
Number 9 sketches Number 6's perfect girlfriend. Is Number 6 satisfied?
Snape: Here. *draws Xanthe Murder*
Darien: *begins sobbing* WHY DO YOU TAUNT ME SO?!?!?!
Number 10 and Number 8 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Charlie: As macho as I am, I'm secretly gay.
Xavier: OMG SAME HERE.
Charlie: Really?
Xav: Well, it's obvious with you with the hair.
What would happen if...
Number 1 accidentally kicked Number 10?
Penny would die. Simply.
Number 6 noticed he wasn't invited for your birthday?
Darien: WHY IS THIS? *sobby face*
Me: ......this is why.
Number 7 won the lottery?
Xanthe: Oh, wow. More money. As if I need any more. *lotto becomes firefuel*
Number 8 had quite a big secret?
He loves Miley Cyrus music.
Number 9 became a singer?
I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT, TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT, SO SEXY IT HURTS...
Number 10 got a daughter?
Nine months later.
Xav: *holds up demon Firefly/Xav/Werewolf thing spawn above pride rock* HELL YEAH, BITCH. EVERY FUCKING THING THE LIGHT TOUCHES.
What would Number 1 think of Number 2?
Penny: ....You're a bit pale.
What would Number 2 find weird about Number 3?
Voldemort: I mean, really. All the innocent bullshit is understandable a bit, but, REALLY? COLORED SOCKS? Fucking freak.
Liam: *runs away sobbing*
What would Number 4 envy about Number 5?
Mina: ....You get action.
Bethany: ?
What do Number 6 and Number 7 have in common?
They are in love with each other?
But really, guys, WHAT IS IT?
What would make Number 7 angry at Number 8?
Xanthe: I hate you for no reason right now. DO ME.
What would make Number 10 scared of Number 1?
Xav: *shrieks* She's so...INTIMIDATING! *sobs*[/size]
